WARNING: Never watch The Starving Games. My brothers' friend (who is like 11) recommended it because he thought it was funny. (Note: after watching this, I'm concerned about why he would actually recommend this. It really should have been rated R or something.) So we decided to watch it. As a family.

He really should have warned us that it is a movie you do not watch with your parents. And also really weird.

I think I might actually be psychologically scarred now. Also because there were actors that I knew in it. The mean girl in Mean Girls 2. Paisley from Ant Farm at the beginning. Random other actors that I knew but can't remember now while I'm typing this. All of them doing and saying many gross and weird things.

Honestly, most of it would have been funny, if my parents weren't watching it with me five feet away. Except for some of it.

Scarred for life.