Ridiculously Awful Nail Polish

         So I painted my nails this gorgeous dark blue, and then used a nail polish pen to make white dots on my ring fingers, (which turned out surprisingly well, even though I'm not ambidextrous) and then I put a clear polish coat on top so it wouldn't chip. And it didn't chip exactly. But I spent an hour painting and drying my nails.........
         

Only to have six fingers of polish peel up and fall off while I was in the shower.

 

          I don't know what I really expected with cheap jelly bean scented nail polish, but this was just so ridiculous, I had to say something about it. (Also, I only found five of the six pieces... I have the feeling I'm going to find the missing piece in my hair tomorrow... Ew...)

          I'm just so irritated, because I spent so long doing my nails and they looked pretty good, and now I have nothing to show for all of my hard work. (Say what you might about painting nails being "hard work", but I had to repaint my right ring finger three times because my left hand kept messing up the dots.)

          Needless to say, I will not be using this nail polish again: